I can't stop playing with the ACME Heart Maker, which has served as a nice outlet for some of my on-the-job sentiments today. I haven't yet sorted out a place to host my images, so you'll just have to imagine...or duplicate my wit as follows.
FUCKNUT. YER MOM. LAME O. SHUT IT.
Also HOT E, which I will load onto my Office Crush's desktop. In the alternate universe where I would be so bold.