Sis and Mr. Sis have purchased a new house, and just listed their current abode for sale this week. Already they have been besieged by agents, shoppers, and snoopers. Also something that rhymes with "snoopers." In today's IM/real estate ettiquete lesson, Mr. Sis proves that, while they have been wed a mere eight months, they are clearly matched for life:
man, someone crapped CORN floaters in our toilet!
[Mr. Sis] asked, "Did you poop???"
and I said, "No, not today....why?"
And he screams, "CORN!"